Jokes

Funny misbah ul haq sms joke Tuk tuk

3 Chehray Insan Ko Kbi Nhi Bhooltey.
Ek Mushkil Me Sath Deny Wala,
Doosra Mushkil Me Sath Chorr Jany Wala.”
Or
Tesra“Misbah-Ul-Haq”

(Funny misbah ul haq sms joke Tuk tuk)

CUP to AFRIDI ley jaaye ga isi me peeny ki aadat dalo

Dhoni bivi sy:

Mujhy chaaey to dena.

Bivi ne plate me chaaey daal k di.

Dhoni ghussy se bola:

Cup me daal k do.

Bivi: CUP to AFRIDI ley jaaye ga isi me peeny ki aadat dalo.

(INSHAALLAH)

Champion bn k Unhen Dikhana Hai Inshalla

Abi Safar Baqi Hai

Hamen To Manzil Pay Jana hai

Australia, South Africa & India Sab Ko Harana Hai

Jo Laga Hai Dagh Dehshatgardi Ka hm py

World cup Jeet k is Dagh ko Mittana Hai

Jis ny Hamen Kia hai Underestimate

Champion bn k Unhen Dikhana Hai Inshalla

Best of Luck jan jan jan Pakistan

Kis Ka Hai Yeh Password?

Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein Tamatar Aur Andon Ki Khushboo

Lagta Hai Meray Wattan Ki Cricket Team Wapis Anny Wali Hai.

Hamesha woh Rakhtey Password Log Hain
Jo Kabhi Na Bhooley,
16646
Kis Ka Hai Yeh Password?
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Saeed Ajmal … =)

10 Balls Par Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye

Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..

Ab Krain Apni Shadi Ki Booking.. NATIONAL STADIUM MYN

**KHUSHKHABRI**

Ab Krain Apni Shadi Ki Booking..
NATIONAL STADIUM MYN..

Q K..

Cricket To Ab Pakistan Myn Hogi
Nai:-(

Pray 4 Pak N Pak Cricket…

Booom Booom Afridi

Aj to Dhoni ki biwi B ye kehti ho gi Faraz...,
Booom Booom Afridi
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Congratulations for become Wolrd T20 Champion
GEO TU AYSE!

Cricket SMS

Champns Trophy 2009 FINAL Aus vs Pak
Aus Won da Toss &decided 2 Bat
AUS:323/7(50)
PAK:325/8(49.4)
Pak won da Final
Mubarak ho Peshawar me match nazr aa gya hai..

Types of Pathan

Pathan’s name according to conditions:

born in jungle:
sher khan

in summer:
sharbat khan

in war:
barood khan

near ocean:
sumander khan

wid abnormal Featurs:
Ajab Khan

Born Pre-mature:
Masti Khan

Born in Anger: Ghazab khan

In Horror:
Haybat khan

With Talent but No Brain:

Shahid Khan Afridi

Pagal

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.

Afridi Ne six maara.

Pehla Pagal!!

Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!

Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

Cricket Umpire

Beta Baap Se: Agar Cricket Mei Kisi Player Ki Nazar Kamzor Ho Jaye To Uske Saath Kia Krty Hain?
Baap: Beta, Usay Umpire Bana Diya Jata Hai,

Jese “SIMON TAUFFEL”